T Shirt - The Secret to a Long Life

Description:
The wisdom of whiskey meets a little sass. This tee declares your longevity plan with pride: a daily glass and absolutely no men. Balanced with a deadpan front quote for added mischief.

• Front (blue text): “I can’t work with these people”
• Back: “The secret to a long life? A glass of whiskey every day — and avoiding men at all costs!”
• Unisex fit, super comfy
• Sizes: XXS to 5XL